Sometimes, a guy and a girl sees the same thing and sees completely different things.
Case in point:
Me: OMG! These are so sexy.
BF: *nods* then *smiles*
Me: *hugs shoes and does not let them go…admires them and sighs lovingly* Aren’t they the hottest shoes ever?!?!
BF: You’re serious?
Me: Yeah…why…aren’t they?
BF: They look like elf-shoes. DRESSY elf shoes. If an elf were to go to prom…those would be the shoes.
Oh, well…he said, she said.