And ahhh…yes, a couple of lines from Joey about his man crushes and his shameless lack of desire to contribute to the Greater Good. I cannot help but admire a guy who would admit to such things.
“I have tons of them. I’m not even going to lie about it or try to hide it. Currently my top five is: Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Jack Bauer (but not Kiefer Sutherland), Matthew McConaughey, Christian Bale. How does one make my list? It is out of pure respect for what you do and who you are. It has nothing to do with sexuality as I am not gay. However I fully recognize McConaughey and Bale are two sexy mofos.”
“Some people went to law school to help the greater good, (Hot Fuzz moment: “the greater good”). Others went because they had no idea what to do with their useless social science degree. Me? I have a specific plan. It definitely isn’t for the greater good (the greater good). My goal is to retire as early as possible. I will then move to some country in the Caribbean, buy a nice little house on the beach, and drink pina coladas by day, Jameson by night, and live the rest of my days happier than a pig in shit. Given my pasty skin though, I might only make it a few years before skin cancer gets the best of me. Nevertheless what a great few years that will be. Also, visitors are welcome. I guess having a free vacation spot for my friends is my contribution to the greater good (the greater good).”
Definitely, definitely worth the giggles of the day.