Girlfraynd, I’m Gon’ Tell Yo Boyfraynd… <3

It was Hotter than Hell in


and MY ANGELS came out to PLAY…

too ballin’ so no self parking
double upgraded baller suite
black guy telling Dieu to tell her gf’s they are the hottest thing but they look like they don’t like black guys
getting booked for guys like Miguel and Juan by a Korean who swore he was their friends
free limo ride with free shots
a seamless experience that made the gfs text the bfs
touch-y, feel-y, grab-y
us girls being asked to dance on stage at a strip club
having boys buy us $40 orange juice only for us to walk away
Sarah getting random ass emails/texts from those guys
bruised legs and asses
jess’ fall count

still gay…

I drunk dialed Meeesheee and my mom called me first thing in the morning…OH SHIT…was I so drunk that I pressed the wrong “M” contact on my phone?  Did I DRUNK-DIAL MY MOM???

a long hot walk to earl of sandwich @ PH
7 asian girls and 2 white guys reading shanghai girls in an elevator
being blown away by a life size blowdryer poolside
gossip sessions about psychos we know
jack daniel peer pressuring
walkin’ straight in to XS
Kevin Durant calls Alice a bitch
Annie making some guy take off and lose his shoes/socks in the pool
“I’m so horny right now!”
“DON’T’ DO IT!!! talking to boys leads to sex!
Izzy being told by some guy that she’s the most uniquely beautiful girl he’s ever met
Jess continuously asking Annie’s friends the same Qs and freakin out thinking someone commuted from Newport to Hastings everyday
telling guys fake names and then running into them again and forgetting which fake name was used
running into a bunch of old/current friends
wakin’ up without wearing underwear
hungover the plane ride home

and as always…MORE BOOTY-SLAPPIN’!!!



vegas12 bw



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