Archive for March 20th, 2011

Last night, I dreamed that Bruce Willis was my father and that he was teaching me all of his Die Hard stunts. At one point, I had him pinned down (yeah, right) and all of a sudden Sean Penn pee’d all over me to make me stop.

WTF, right?

Sean Penn.

Peeing. On me.

While I had Bruce Willis in a take down position.

SMH. I honestly don’t understand what goes on in my head sometimes.

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