Last night, I dreamed that Bruce Willis was my father and that he was teaching me all of his Die Hard stunts. At one point, I had him pinned down (yeah, right) and all of a sudden Sean Penn pee’d all over me to make me stop.
WTF, right?
Sean Penn.
Peeing. On me.
While I had Bruce Willis in a take down position.
SMH. I honestly don’t understand what goes on in my head sometimes.